My Progress

Saturday, October 16, 2010


So I just wrote a happy little post about how great the day was and how great I was feeling...

I am making cornbread muffins to take to a birthday party later and now the little a-holes are sitting on the counter laughing and calling my name "come and eat us, we are crunchy on the outside and warm and soft on the inside". I hate how cravings sneak up on you when you least expect it! I hate how they don't care how well you have been doing and don't give you any credit for that. I hate how they stay in your head. I hate how strong they are and how f'ing weak they make me feel!

I had fits into my calories for the day just fine...plain with no butter...ok. I ate one, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

Right after I ate one; I put them all in a plastic bag - in my car - as far away from me as possible!
But I am sure I can still hear a faint muffled plea "please eat us...all of us."

NO NO NO NO NO I will not!



Julie said...

LOL! I'm laughing with you! I have those voices often myself. Loved the last 2 posts. It's almost like your in my head. :)

Allan said...

Once the food starts talking I recommend cocktails. That will stop the food from pissing you off..